| Me: | Makes post on Facebook about stretching my ears. |
| Dad: | *bursts into my room* ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STRETCHING YOUR EARS THAT'S DISGUSTING I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THAT I SAW A GIRL AT WALMART AND HER EARS WERE SAGGING AND SHE WAS COVERED IN TATTOOS SHE LOOKED LIKE SHIT YOU'RE JUST DESTROYING YOUR BEAUTY USE YOUR HEAD ONCE IN A WHILE. |
My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark
(via knuckles4ndwich)